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"Cover up your arms and don’t you dare wearing horizontal stripes, they make you look bigger"


Boat-neck, high waisted, sleeveless, knee-lenght dress in printed patters with contrasting buttons.



Tailored in 45 working days

FIND YOUR "NO SIZE"


CARATTERISTICA
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after tailoring shipped in 2-3 days

Lycra - 91%polyamid 9%elastane (200grs. sq.mtrs)

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